October 11, 2012 Leave a comment
Werewolf boy, I tried to love you. Despite your stupid mute ways, I tried to see the beauty in your surprisingly unflawed face and glowing skin. I was told you were hot hot HOT by my coworkers, Song Joong ki of the perfectly symmetrical features, but perhaps you are too, pre pubescent for my tastes. Maybe as I have gotten older and realized that I could have given birth to you at least one time over (though not produced a baby with such perfect skin) that that is wrong on some level. Or maybe I just think you are not really HOT, but maybe just symmetrical. Like a round ball. Or maybe I just grew frustrated with your stupidity. I yelled at you several times in my head, saying GODDAMNIT why are you so stupid! but he can’t help it I know, because he is werewolf boy and doesn’t know any better.
Anyhow, unfortunately, your story has been told many times before, in many different renditions. The only difference being the girl in this case was pretty much a colossal bitch and completely unrelateable and unlikeable. I wanted to like you werewolf boy and the movie you were in, I wanted to support you and your brotherhood, but you just dragged on and on and on until I had to kill you. I’m sorry werewolf boy, you are dead….$2
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